Welcome to False Adventures In Fake Meat with Sara!
Today’s Product: Trader Joe’s Italian Sausage-less Sausages
What It Does: Pretends to be Tofurkey Sweet Italian Sausage
Awesomeness Level: Off the charts.
Um, Why? Because it contains precisely the proper amount of fennel, and for half the price (and half the calories) of Tofurkey sausages.
See y’all next week!

