onionvolcano: insertname: (via shawnblog) I have a sneaky suspision I tried this a few years ago….. Sad story of medical horror: Dave’s Insanity is only useful in tiny, tiny amounts. Once my wife and I were given the task of preparing the Company Picnic.  We chose tacos and burritos with all sorts of different fillings. We had more than a dozen sauces and salsas.  One of our friends in the art department made special signs for the Dave’s Insanity Sauce, basically warning of injury or death.  Do not look at or think about. So one young stud swaggered up to the table, made his taco.  Grabbed the Dave’s Insanity, poured four full glugs.  You couldn’t see the chicken under the sauce.  I mean, the bottle went glug, glug, glug, glug. Despite our desperate screams of warning, he ate the taco and shrugged.  We watched in amazement as he swaggered off to high-fives. Later I found out that he was sweet on a girl in the company who had been watching at the time.  After the picnic his buds took him to urgent care, where they learned the Dave’s Insanity had burned two holes in his tongue. The girl married him a few months ago, though, so I guess everything healed up okay…uh…you know.  Nevermind. I didn’t post a caption from my phone, but had planned on reblogging this here on FFFFOOD with a similar warning. You can quite literally damage your body with this stuff. One drop is more than enough heat for a meal. I’d steer clear of it completely, but if you just have to live life on the edge, go really light on Dave’s Insanity. Don’t say you were never warned! :-)
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I have a sneaky suspision I tried this a few years ago…..

Sad story of medical horror: Dave’s Insanity is only useful in tiny, tiny amounts.

Once my wife and I were given the task of preparing the Company Picnic.  We chose tacos and burritos with all sorts of different fillings.

We had more than a dozen sauces and salsas.  One of our friends in the art department made special signs for the Dave’s Insanity Sauce, basically warning of injury or death.  Do not look at or think about.

So one young stud swaggered up to the table, made his taco.  Grabbed the Dave’s Insanity, poured four full glugs.  You couldn’t see the chicken under the sauce.  I mean, the bottle went glug, glug, glug, glug.

Despite our desperate screams of warning, he ate the taco and shrugged.  We watched in amazement as he swaggered off to high-fives.

Later I found out that he was sweet on a girl in the company who had been watching at the time.  After the picnic his buds took him to urgent care, where they learned the Dave’s Insanity had burned two holes in his tongue.

The girl married him a few months ago, though, so I guess everything healed up okay…uh…you know.  Nevermind.

I didn’t post a caption from my phone, but had planned on reblogging this here on FFFFOOD with a similar warning. You can quite literally damage your body with this stuff. One drop is more than enough heat for a meal. I’d steer clear of it completely, but if you just have to live life on the edge, go really light on Dave’s Insanity. Don’t say you were never warned! :-)

Source: shawnblog